Hi there. This is a web site that's dedicated to me, Joey T, and the fact that I RULE! Many people may dispute this, but these are just babbling, jealous morons with nothing better to do with their pathetic lives.
I was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts on December 29th, 1972. Since that time, the world has learned that there has never been anyone that has ruled quite as much as me in the history of the universe. I grew up in two shitty little towns south of Boston and to tell you the truth I had to leave those locales because the stupid hick natives just didn't understand the fact that I rule.
So, I moved to London to get an Education. That was fun. There were many people there that understood and accepted the fact that I rule. It only took the English about three years to completely grasp the concept of Joeyism and embrace me as their true Messiah. Having reached the point of all ruling deity, my job in the UK was complete, and it was for this reason that I felt it necessary to move on to more challenging territory. I did this in 1995 when I relocated to Prague, Czech Republic.
Prague was an eye-opener. So many people, indigenous as well as transplants, just yearning to be touched by me, Joey T. I was an instant success and continue to be so to this day. My flock has grown too large to count. As a matter of fact, I'm having a hard time even remembering the names of some of my closest disciples. What can you do? When you're Joey T you just have to learn to deal with your celebrity.
Although I have achieved great success and fame in Central Europe, the time has grown nigh for my triumphant second coming. It is planned that in the new year that I will return to the country of my birth to do battle with the evil anti-Joey and bring a millennium of peace and joy to the land that I left eight years ago. We'll see what happens. Until then, remember that I RULE!!!!
